By Benny Feldman ‘12
TTimes Pet Dinosaur
We all know somebody awesome. Think of the most awesome person you know. WRONG. Unless you just thought of Prathamesh Pendharker, the person you just thought of is not awesome. You might think that person is cool, but once you realize that Prathamesh exists in the same universe that they do, you will understand why you are incorrect. Prathamesh Pendharker, or Prath-man (or Prath-money, or The Big Man) for short, is well known for being the best at everything ever, always, since the beginning of time, which he made himself.
I would break down your door in the middle of the night to eat you.